Some funny questions & answers
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask:
"Are You Sleeping?"
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(No! I'm Trying to Die?)
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2. When It's Raining and someone Notices You going Out, they Ask:
"Are You Going Out In this Rain?"
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(No, In The Next one.)
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3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline:
"Where are you?"
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(At the Bus Stop!)
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4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
"Did You Just Have A Bath?"
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(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
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5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor&they Ask:
"Going Up?"
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(No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down&Get Me.)
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6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
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(No Baby! They are Carrots..you wanna eat??)