Funny Questions and Crazy Answers

Some funny questions & answers


1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask:
"Are You Sleeping?"
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(No! I'm Trying to Die?) 
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2. When It's Raining and someone Notices You going Out, they Ask:
"Are You Going Out In this Rain?"
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(No, In The Next one.) 
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3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline:
"Where are you?"
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(At the Bus Stop!) 
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4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
"Did You Just Have A Bath?"
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(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !) 
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5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor&they Ask:
"Going Up?"
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(No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down&Get Me.) 
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6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
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(No Baby! They are Carrots..you wanna eat??)  

Smoking can give you Pleasure but not Happiness

SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH!!!!
Every one says this to a smoker but not every one of those who says so or the smoker themselves may not be aware what health fruits will he/she get if they quit smoking.

While you smoke you wont just kill yourself but infect people around you .....

The good part is that this video will clearly show you with the time taken for each improvement that your body experiences from the point of time you quit smoking.
Above all its the life and time that you GIFT your dear ones if you quit smoking.
Show it to your dear smokers and let them realize...

Live with Nature and Harmony??

This is how much we're planning and looking, sorry..... actually striving real hard to live with nature and harmony.
After all the destruction is already made, we again pay for what would have come for free and in a more pleasant way..
Nothing is late even now, save what is atleast left now and grow more plants for a balanced livelihood.
This movie is a lesson for us we should save nature & stop Killing animals  ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ—๐Ÿบ